Total Medals Earned: 520 (From 119 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,925 Points
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/370 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/120 points)
Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.
Earn your first gold medal on a stage.
Unlock the secret Newgrounds treasure.
Unlock the last stage of the game.
Get all gold medals and all gold skills.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/175 points)
Score 5,000 points or more.
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds
Medals Earned: 10/14 (330/490 points)
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 30