Total Medals Earned: 520 (From 119 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,925 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/160 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/80 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (155/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
buy somethign in the shop
find it
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
